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1、你紧锁的眉头是我的哀愁,你动人的笑容是我快乐的缘由,你的幸福是我一生最大的追求。

2、ongratulations on your winning the prize. Please come to the People's Bank of China at : p.m. this evening with a horse knife, a bird-and-wood warehouse and an earthen cannon to collect it.

3、你看看你,美国头,法国腰,印度鼻子,香港脚,人不人,鬼不鬼,只有一个脑袋,两条腿。

4、为了你,我可上九天揽月,可下五洋捉鳖;因为你就是那天上的月,也是那洋底的鳖!

5、见到骨头你就笑,急了你还把墙跳。生人来了拼命叫,人类有你真真好。

6、水在海洋里是渺小的,在沙漠里却是伟大的。鸡在鹤群里是小的,但在鹌鹑里是它就算伟大的!

7、ehind a successful man stands a woman forever, behind a rich woman stands a group of men forever.

8、人家拿木仓你拿棍,人家吃饭你捡粒儿,人家吃鱼你吃刺儿,人家拉屎你闻味儿!

9、aturity is for strangers. Silly is for small partners, naive is for the likes of people.

10、ome families, a few noodles can support the hot days; some families, a pile of gold coins on the contrary, the day is tossed upside down.

11、ater is small in the ocean, but great in the desert. Chickens are small in the crane group, but they are great in quails.

12、upermarket tracing: carrying heavy objects, hiding your face to cry. The crowd looked for him, but he was in the supermarket queue.

13、和上司说美话,和下属说丑话,和老婆说谎话,和情人说瞎话,和熟人说笑话,和生人说鬼话。

14、he sun comes out to shine on the earth! Welcome everyone to the theatre! To ask which one I am, the person sends a nickname, little Gong Li!

15、hen you see a bone, you laugh and hurry. You jump the wall. Strangers come and cry. It's so nice to have you.

16、our locked eyebrows are my sorrow, your moving smile is my reason for happiness, your happiness is the greatest pursuit of my life.

17、人咬狗三大结局:人赢狗:比狗还狠!狗赢人:连狗都不如!打平了:跟狗一样!

18、有的家庭,几根面条就能撑起热腾腾的日子;有的家庭,一堆金币反而把日子折腾得七颠八倒。

19、笨男人为钱玩命,聪明男人为权玩命;笨女人为爱玩命,聪明女人为钱玩命!

20、只爱一个有点傻,爱上两个最起码,三个五个刚适宜,十个八个才潇洒。

21、y missing is not a high voltage grid, it is a touchable net, but why do you always do not touch?

22、 am a melon, you are a bitter melon; I am a cucumber, you are a papaya; I am a watermelon, you are a fool; I am a luffa, you are a fool!

23、irst class children are fortunate, two children wait for the time, three children and other luck, four children and so on.

24、唱歌不象唱歌音,好象你家灭火烟,留出你这短命鬼,到我面前来装颠。

25、我损你的时候你会来损我,现在我夸你,是希望你也夸我一下,你回“我知道”是几个意思?

26、给你阳光、你就灿烂;给你月光、你就浪漫;给你洪水、你就泛滥;给你黑暗、你就完蛋!

27、ho has no feces since ancient times? Ruo Jun didn't use toilet paper, did you use your fingers?

28、给你快乐,给你幸福,就是我所愿,真的好爱你!让世间的累赘滚一边去,相爱是美好的!

29、ou scold me, I bow my head, your wife gave birth to a nest of monkeys, there are jumping, jumping, and read the information silly laugh!

30、爱情是上网,你下载了我,我就跟定了你!但是我害怕你突然死机,为了安全,买个电源吧!

31、here's nothing special about sending this message to you, it's just about consuming a little bit of electricity on your phone.

32、tupid men play for money, smart men play for power; Stupid women play for love, smart women play for money!

33、eople bite dog three outcomes: people win dogs: even harder than dogs! Dogs win: even dogs are not as good as dogs! Ping: same as dogs!

34、earn more about the rest of the class, because when you graduate from University, people are already foreman.

35、h, no, boys are glued to me like flies. The roommate replied, maybe it's because you look like a stool.

36、arried a wife is even more tired, wash feet rubbing legs with hammering back, hammering and then accompany the bed to sleep, as if the evil old society, all are bitter tears!

37、ook at you, American head, French waist, Indian nose, Hong Kong foot, human, ghost not ghost, only one head, two legs.

38、here is a sun in the sky and a moon in the water. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, which is more round and which is brighter.

39、inging is not like singing, as if your house smoked a cigarette, leaving your short life ghost to come to me.

40、太阳出来照大地!欢迎大伙来看戏!要问我是哪一个,人送外号小巩俐!

41、你骂我,我低头,你老婆生了一窝猴,有蹦的,有跳的,还有看完信息傻笑的!

42、天会黑,人会变,三分情,七分骗,路还长,别太狂,以后指不定谁辉煌!

43、alk beautifully to your boss, to your subordinates, to your wife, to your lover, to your acquaintances, and to strangers.

44、f you look back and scare a cow to death, if you look back, Jordan plays football, if you look back three times, the recombinant human becomes a monkey.

45、成熟是给陌生人看的,傻是给小伙伴看的,幼稚是给喜欢的人看的。

46、eople take wooden barn you take sticks, people eat you pick up grains, people eat fish you eat thorns, people shit you smell!

47、o give you happiness, to give you happiness, is what I want, really love you! Let the burden of the world roll away and love is wonderful.

48、o test your Mandarin, read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Carnation, Dark Stone Spring Green, Dark Stone Spring Bamboo.

49、n the days without you, I can take good care of myself. Without my day, you can slowly torture yourself!

50、or you, I can take the moon for nine days and catch turtles in the five oceans, because you are the moon on that day and the turtle on the bottom of the ocean!

51、 heard that your master taught you the upper middle and lower three-way fencing, but you do not learn the middle sword, but self-taught a lower sword!

52、爱要怎样说出口,倒在杯里全是酒。我一口一口又一口,醉死我也不放手!

53、跟班上的学渣多联系,因为等你大学毕业时,人家已经是工头了。

54、hen I hurt you, you will hurt me. Now I want you to praise me. What do you mean by I know?

55、拥抱真是个奇怪的东西,明明靠的那么近,却看不见彼此的脸。

56、我的思念不是高压电网,是可以触摸的网,可是为什么你总是不来触摸?

57、o test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Carnation, Dark Stone Spring Green, Dark Stone Spring Bamboo.

58、没有你的日子里,我可以好好地爱惜我自己!没有我的日子里,你可以慢慢地折磨你自己!

59、我是甜瓜,你是苦瓜;我是黄瓜,你是木瓜;我是西瓜,你是傻瓜;我是丝瓜,你是呆瓜!

60、一个成功男人背后永远站着一个女人,一个有钱的女人背后永远站着一群男人。

61、he sky will be black, people will change, three points, seven points cheat, the road is long, do not be too crazy, who will be brilliant in the future.

62、超市寻人记:手提重物,掩面欲哭。众里寻他千百度,那厮却在超市排队处。

63、hildhood love, growing up calcium deficiency, wearing trousers, wearing a tie, think that the East is unbeaten, is actually a generation of fools.

64、我们心有灵犀,我们心心相印,我是新新人类,正逗猩猩高兴!

65、你若一回头,吓死一头牛,你若而回头,乔丹玩足球,你若三回头,基因重组人变猴。

66、世上有两种女孩最可爱,一种是漂亮;一种是聪慧,而你是聪明的漂亮女孩。

67、发这条信息给你并没有什么特别的意思,其目的只不过是想消耗你手机的一点点电力而已。

68、ur hearts are in tune. Our hearts are together. I am a new human being. I am playing with gorillas.

69、酒逢知己千杯少,想说爱你好不好?话不投机半句多,你不爱我请别说!

70、od is not afraid, afraid of the ground, I am afraid the teacher came to my house. Sit at my pier and drink my tea. When the teacher walks, mom will fight.

71、恭喜你中了大奖,请于今天晚上十点整,带着马刀、鸟木仓、土炮到中国人民银行蒙面领取。

72、our liveliness, loveliness and innocence make me feel the beauty of life. Today, I want to tell you carefully: Son I love you.

73、人生自古谁无屎,有谁大便不用纸?若君不用卫生纸,莫非你是用手指!

74、天不怕,地不怕,就怕老师来我家。坐俺的墩儿,喝俺的茶,老师一走妈就打。

75、听说你被**,真的把我吓坏。好替那人担心,卖得掉你才怪!

76、你看那个男生真可爱,他头顶一捆大白菜,身穿一条麻袋,腰系一跟海带,看上去象东方不败。

77、以前让一个人消失,需要杀人藏尸。现在让一个人消失,只要问他什么时候还钱。

78、efore letting a person disappear, we need to kill and hide the corpse. Now let a person disappear, just ask him when to repay the money.

79、 hug is a strange thing. It's so close, but it can't see each other's face.

80、测试一下普通话,请大声朗读下面的诗:暗石绿,暗石竹,暗石透春绿,暗石透春竹。

81、听说你师傅教了你上中下三路剑法,可是你上中剑不学,偏偏自学了个下剑!

82、测试一下你的普通话,请大声朗读下面的诗:暗石绿,暗石竹,暗石透春绿,暗石透春竹。

83、here are two kinds of girls in the world, one is beautiful, the other is intelligent, and you are smart and beautiful girl.

84、哎哟,讨厌,男生都像苍蝇似的粘着我。室友头也不抬地回说:大概是因为你长得像大便吧!

85、你的活泼可爱及天真让我感到生活的美好,今天我要慎重的对你说:儿子我爱你。

86、小时候缺爱,长大了缺钙,穿着裤头,打着领带,自以为是东方不败,其实是傻瓜一代。

87、here is a thousand cups of wine, so is it good to say hello? Don't say half a word, you don't love me, please don't say!

88、ive you sunshine, you will be brilliant; give you moonlight, you will be romantic; give you flood, you will flood; give you darkness, you will be doomed!

89、一等儿女有福气,二等儿女走时气,三等儿女等运气,四等儿女干生气。

90、f you only love one, you are a little silly, and you fall in love with two. At the very least, the three five are just right, and the ten eight are handsome.

91、ou see that boy is so cute. He looks like an invincible man in the East with a bundle of cabbage on his head, a sack and a kelp around his waist.

92、感冒偏方:将头放于门框,用力关门,直至眩晕且伴有轻微淤血,感冒即可治愈。

93、 was horrified to hear that you were abducted and sold. Well, worry about that man. It's strange to sell you!

94、old recipe: put your head in the doorframe, close the door forcibly until you feel dizzy and have a slight congestion, and the cold can be cured.

95、ove talks about wine, but wine in the cup. I bite and bite, and I will not let go!

96、娶了老婆更是累,洗脚揉腿带捶背,捶完再陪床上睡,仿佛万恶旧社会,把把都是辛酸泪!

97、ove is the Internet, you download me, I set you up! But I'm afraid you suddenly crash, and buy a power supply for safety.

98、天上有个太阳,水中有个月亮,我不知道,我不知道,我不知道,哪个更圆哪个更亮。

勇敢不是不害怕,而是害怕的时候你还能坚持去做。

吃汤圆,观花灯,放焰火,快乐无限;携亲友,聚宾朋,引知己,尽兴畅怀!团团圆圆赏明月,圆圆团团闹花灯,元宵节快乐!

个人试图改变社会之前首先要学会改变自己。

似水流年,歌是唱不完的,但我们的生命是有限的,在我们站在时钟的圆心时,看时针与分针的交角,那些流过的角度,或者说逝去的歌,能带以你几分感动?青春不允许被挥霍,倘若自己并不伟大,那就珍惜,默默为生活留下副歌。生活因歌声而精彩。

什么叫多余?夏天的棉袄,冬天的蒲扇,还有等我已经心冷后你的殷勤。

如何才能免费睡女文艺青年?答案:没事儿吹个口哨,哼个小曲,脚踩烟头子,表情是七个不服八个不忿,天天抑郁,抑郁,跟死了爹妈一样抑郁。半夜拎个酒瓶子出去遛狗,在小时超市门前的路灯下,给女人打个温柔电话。

Be tolerant among the intolerant,gentle among the violent,and free from greed among the greedy。在急躁的人�浦幸�容忍,在凶暴的人�浦幸�温和,在贪婪的人�浦幸�慷慨。

有些人,分分合合后又会回到原来相聚的地方,不得不说这事未尽的缘分。一半、一半的思念,在时光的轻歌曼舞里凝聚成一片闪烁的星光,美丽了缘分天空的夜色,也成就了黑暗中的传奇。想问一句:为什么当初会分别,为什么如今又会重聚?假若,很久以前一直爱下去,现在的结果又会怎么样?

二月春风吹心怀,桃花绽艳情人会。情深意切翘首盼,携手相爱到永远。爱你日月无光辉,天崩地陷心不移。百花盛开我誓言,月亮可为我作证。愿你情人节快乐,牵手一生夕阳红!

流水落花夏去也,斜风细雨乍秋寒,七月七,我不知道甜言蜜语。月易见,见君难。祝七夕情人节快乐!

幸福就是:雨天能为你撑起一把小伞;幸福就是:牵你的小手与你共度夕阳;幸福就是:你永远开心快乐!

When an end is lawful and obligatory,the indispensable means to is are also lawful and obligatory 。如果一个目的是正当而必须做的,则达到这个目的的必要手段也是正当而必须采取的。

作为旅人,他得有驴一样的背,以负全部行装;狗一样的舌头,以献殷勤;猪一样的耳朵,闻百而不说一。

年纪长大一年,谈恋爱的方式就不一样。那些当年你自己亲手毁掉的爱情,也许搁在今天你俩早就相亲相爱地结婚了。

Early to bed,early to rise,make a man healthy,wealthy,and wise。睡得早,起得早,聪明、富裕、身体好 。

最深的孤独不是一片黑暗,而是你只能看到自己。

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太多的抵触我支撑不起,如若讨厌我请安静离开。

人生最精彩的不是实现梦想的一瞬间,而是坚持梦想的过程。

我愿你是我时光盗不走的爱人,我愿你是我不可或缺的所有,我愿你是我如影随形的影子。

幸福就是只要牵对了手,就算失去了方向感,也不会害怕。幸福就是只要牵对了手,就算失去了方向感,也不会害怕。

世俗所谓不孝者五,惰其四支,不顾父母之养,一不孝也;博奕好饮酒,不顾父母之养,二不孝也;好货财,私妻子,不顾父母之养,三不孝也;从耳目之欲,以为父母戮,四不孝也;好勇斗狠,以危父母,五不孝也。——孟子

我不迷信,但我坚信愚人节这天诸事不宜。风声雨声读书声,声声属实耳?家事国事天下事,事事须查证!愚人节快到了,祝你愚人成功,且不被人愚。

愿你情人节里:家里老婆是好哄的,外面情人是好骗的,别墅**是安静的,单位小蜜是主动的,以前女友是自愿的,自己开心是一定的,保重身体是必须的。

我不想轰轰烈烈只要静静地陪着你静静地陪着你配上你

该给的我都给了,我都舍得,除了让你知道我心如刀割。

尘缘从来都如水,罕须泪,何尽一生情?莫多情,情伤己。

勿以恶小而为之,勿以善小而不为,惟德惟贤能服于人。

时间,让深的东西越来越深,让浅的东西越来越浅!

不要在失败时才想起别人的忠告,不要在失去之后才想起珍惜。

今天是七夕情人节,切记巩固老情人,发展新情人,保护小情人,提防知情人,祝老情人不老,新情人不跑,小情人不少,知情人不扰,祝情人节快乐。

青春应该怎样度过?有的如同烈火,永远照耀别人,有的却像荧光。甚至也照不亮自己!不同的生活理想,不同的生活态度,决定一个人在战斗中站的位置。

开始觉得一人生活这猪脚适合自己了,时间静静地让我发呆想你,我寂寞了。

吉祥的炮竹声增添了马年的喜悦,绚丽的烟花映照着马年更加灿烂,灯火辉煌喜笑欢乐声回旋荡漾。祝你马年鸿运当头照,幸福美满溢家圆钞票多,身体健康!

Each man is the architect of his own fate。每个人都是自己命运的建筑师。

我怀着比对我自己的生命更大的尊敬、神圣和严肃,去爱国家的利益。——莎士比亚

时光的残忍正在于,它只能带你走向未来,却不能带你回到过去。

唱着我们喜欢的歌,幸福回忆一点一点重现。

人生就像马拉松,获胜的关键不在于瞬间的爆发,而在于途中的坚持。你纵有千百个理由放弃,也要给自己找一个坚持下去的理由。

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