2、ongratulations on your winning the prize. Please come to the People's Bank of China at : p.m. this evening with a horse knife, a bird-and-wood warehouse and an earthen cannon to collect it.
7、ehind a successful man stands a woman forever, behind a rich woman stands a group of men forever.
9、aturity is for strangers. Silly is for small partners, naive is for the likes of people.
10、ome families, a few noodles can support the hot days; some families, a pile of gold coins on the contrary, the day is tossed upside down.
11、ater is small in the ocean, but great in the desert. Chickens are small in the crane group, but they are great in quails.
12、upermarket tracing: carrying heavy objects, hiding your face to cry. The crowd looked for him, but he was in the supermarket queue.
14、he sun comes out to shine on the earth! Welcome everyone to the theatre! To ask which one I am, the person sends a nickname, little Gong Li!
15、hen you see a bone, you laugh and hurry. You jump the wall. Strangers come and cry. It's so nice to have you.
16、our locked eyebrows are my sorrow, your moving smile is my reason for happiness, your happiness is the greatest pursuit of my life.
21、y missing is not a high voltage grid, it is a touchable net, but why do you always do not touch?
22、 am a melon, you are a bitter melon; I am a cucumber, you are a papaya; I am a watermelon, you are a fool; I am a luffa, you are a fool!
23、irst class children are fortunate, two children wait for the time, three children and other luck, four children and so on.
27、ho has no feces since ancient times? Ruo Jun didn't use toilet paper, did you use your fingers?
29、ou scold me, I bow my head, your wife gave birth to a nest of monkeys, there are jumping, jumping, and read the information silly laugh!
31、here's nothing special about sending this message to you, it's just about consuming a little bit of electricity on your phone.
32、tupid men play for money, smart men play for power; Stupid women play for love, smart women play for money!
33、eople bite dog three outcomes: people win dogs: even harder than dogs! Dogs win: even dogs are not as good as dogs! Ping: same as dogs!
34、earn more about the rest of the class, because when you graduate from University, people are already foreman.
35、h, no, boys are glued to me like flies. The roommate replied, maybe it's because you look like a stool.
36、arried a wife is even more tired, wash feet rubbing legs with hammering back, hammering and then accompany the bed to sleep, as if the evil old society, all are bitter tears!
37、ook at you, American head, French waist, Indian nose, Hong Kong foot, human, ghost not ghost, only one head, two legs.
38、here is a sun in the sky and a moon in the water. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, which is more round and which is brighter.
39、inging is not like singing, as if your house smoked a cigarette, leaving your short life ghost to come to me.
43、alk beautifully to your boss, to your subordinates, to your wife, to your lover, to your acquaintances, and to strangers.
44、f you look back and scare a cow to death, if you look back, Jordan plays football, if you look back three times, the recombinant human becomes a monkey.
46、eople take wooden barn you take sticks, people eat you pick up grains, people eat fish you eat thorns, people shit you smell!
47、o give you happiness, to give you happiness, is what I want, really love you! Let the burden of the world roll away and love is wonderful.
48、o test your Mandarin, read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Carnation, Dark Stone Spring Green, Dark Stone Spring Bamboo.
49、n the days without you, I can take good care of myself. Without my day, you can slowly torture yourself!
50、or you, I can take the moon for nine days and catch turtles in the five oceans, because you are the moon on that day and the turtle on the bottom of the ocean!
51、 heard that your master taught you the upper middle and lower three-way fencing, but you do not learn the middle sword, but self-taught a lower sword!
54、hen I hurt you, you will hurt me. Now I want you to praise me. What do you mean by I know?
57、o test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Carnation, Dark Stone Spring Green, Dark Stone Spring Bamboo.
61、he sky will be black, people will change, three points, seven points cheat, the road is long, do not be too crazy, who will be brilliant in the future.
63、hildhood love, growing up calcium deficiency, wearing trousers, wearing a tie, think that the East is unbeaten, is actually a generation of fools.
68、ur hearts are in tune. Our hearts are together. I am a new human being. I am playing with gorillas.
70、od is not afraid, afraid of the ground, I am afraid the teacher came to my house. Sit at my pier and drink my tea. When the teacher walks, mom will fight.
72、our liveliness, loveliness and innocence make me feel the beauty of life. Today, I want to tell you carefully: Son I love you.
78、efore letting a person disappear, we need to kill and hide the corpse. Now let a person disappear, just ask him when to repay the money.
79、 hug is a strange thing. It's so close, but it can't see each other's face.
83、here are two kinds of girls in the world, one is beautiful, the other is intelligent, and you are smart and beautiful girl.
87、here is a thousand cups of wine, so is it good to say hello? Don't say half a word, you don't love me, please don't say!
88、ive you sunshine, you will be brilliant; give you moonlight, you will be romantic; give you flood, you will flood; give you darkness, you will be doomed!
90、f you only love one, you are a little silly, and you fall in love with two. At the very least, the three five are just right, and the ten eight are handsome.
91、ou see that boy is so cute. He looks like an invincible man in the East with a bundle of cabbage on his head, a sack and a kelp around his waist.
93、 was horrified to hear that you were abducted and sold. Well, worry about that man. It's strange to sell you!
94、old recipe: put your head in the doorframe, close the door forcibly until you feel dizzy and have a slight congestion, and the cold can be cured.
95、ove talks about wine, but wine in the cup. I bite and bite, and I will not let go!
97、ove is the Internet, you download me, I set you up! But I'm afraid you suddenly crash, and buy a power supply for safety.