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1、pril fool's day, for your action: he was a fool, although joy; Man is a fool, smiling without a word; For more joy, the friends fool。 How foolish pleased, fast to participate。

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3、昨晚我梦见你,还送你回家,我们走到一栋漂亮的建筑物,你说到了,跑进去,我望着你的身影,还看见上面写着精神病院!

4、o matter where you are, as long as the face upwards long laugh, shout three I is beauty, I will appear in front of you。

5、espect of customer: your phone existing drawing function: simply insert SIM card to take out the cash machine: such as cash machines do not accept business: please use mobile hard hit a cash machine!

6、t will rain, people become old, god grandpa do。 I will seriously to hello, you as a treasure。 Come on! Don't climb a tree, let us see how bad your red ass。 Ha ha, happy April fool's day!

7、esterday, I dreamed you, true of! Sunshine is so beautiful, your station's seaside in deep blue, I take small stick one tong you, hey, this kinglet eight, the shell still pretty hard!

8、无论你飞到哪里,我就会跟到哪里;无论你逃到哪里,我就会追到哪里。然后打死你�D�D死苍蝇。愚人节快乐!

9、hen I was a child, a za a pair innocent playmates, I sing you dance, I can sing two hundred songs, you can jump two hundred dance, so affectionately call me two hundred songs, call you two hundred dance!

10、这两天真的太冷了,你一定要照顾好自己啊,千万别冻着啦——俗话说:人冻腿,猪冻嘴。我已经把毛裤穿上了,你也赶紧买个口罩吧。

11、天会下雨,人会老,上帝爷爷管不了。我会认真的对你好,把你当个宝。来!别爬树了,让人看到你的红**多不好啊。哈哈,愚人节快乐!

12、答应我,无论遇到什么事都要心情平静,无论去做什么都要意志坚定,无论何时何地都要乐观高兴,无论遇到了谁都不要告诉他你是神经病!

13、无论你在哪里,只要仰天长笑,大叫三声“我是美女”,我就会出现在你面前。

14、ou are busy as bees, beautiful like a butterfly, loyal as a dog, lovely like a cat, simple and honest like cattle, formidable like a tiger, no wonder people call you。 The beast。

15、eep in your side, I am willing to life make your quilt in winter, summer do your electric fans。 Happy April fool's day!

16、orrow! Trapped by a problem again。 Sorrow to tea these days I don't think rice don't want to。 I said, you have to help busy。 Look at what this means: pig good had been attended to。

17、爱你一万年,夸张;爱你五千年,无望;爱你一千年,荒唐;爱你一百年,太长;接连爱你年,只要我身体健康,这是我的强项!愚人节快乐!

18、ove you ten thousand, exaggerated; Love you five thousand years, hopeless; Love you one thousand years, absurd; Love you one hundred years, is too long; Love you , successively in as long as my body health, this is my strengths! Happy April fool's day!

19、he thief stole a second time to shop when caught by the police。 The police asked: don't you know to be caught? The thief said: I know it says welcome to come again。 '

20、我愿意一生守在你的身边,冬天做你的棉被,夏天做你的电风扇。愚人节快乐!

21、寻人启示:肥头大耳,目光呆滞;智商低下,无故走失;盯着手机,在看启示;看了启示,赶快消失!

22、ake up thinking of you smile, when washing a face, smell the flavor of you, you are I need before go to bed, really can't leave you - my dear toilet!

23、 cricket bet with pig say: you can't see me, I jumped into the grass pig say: I want to see? So the cricket jumped into the grass。 Pigs are watching for pig! Pig is still in look! Pig zha still watching?

24、er boyfriend said to his girlfriend, I will always love you。 Girlfriend puzzled asked her boyfriend: what is forever? Her boyfriend replied: is dead and still love you forever。 Ha ha, happy April fool's day。

25、愁啊!又被一难题困住了。愁得我这几天茶不思饭不想的。我说,你就给帮下忙吧。看看这是啥意思:“猪好是就读来过倒。”

26、昨天,我梦见你了,真的!阳光是那么明媚,你站在蔚蓝的海边,我拿小棍一捅你:嘿,这小王八,壳还挺硬!

27、 am a lonely tree, stood one thousand years on the road, lonely waiting, just for one day when you past me, is you dump, hit not flat you even miss life。 Happy April fool's day!

28、小时候,咱俩两小无猜,我唱歌你伴舞,我能唱二百首歌,你就能跳二百支舞,所以人们亲切地叫我二百歌,叫你二百舞!

29、我是一棵孤独的树,千百年来矗立在路旁,寂寞的等待,只为有一天当你从我身边走过时,为你倾倒,砸不扁你就算白活了。愚人节快乐!

30、eport: at this time you sleeping posture is not correct。 For your health, please you up heavy sleep…… Mobile real-time monitoring system。 Happy April fool's day!

31、懂得休闲,找到轻松;懂得遗忘,找到自由;懂得关怀,找到朋友;懂得珍惜,找到幸福。懂得锻炼,找到健康;懂得享受,你找到了猪圈!

32、俗话说人不可貌相,海水不可斗量,有些人虽然外表丑陋,却拥有美好的心灵,虽然身材矮小,却理想远大。大家都夸奖说——你就是这样的人!

33、亲爱的,我又开始想你了,我对你的爱每天都在巨增,因为有人告诉我:猪肉涨价了,你能卖个好价钱!愚人节快乐!

34、报告:您此时的睡觉姿势不正确。为了您的身体健康,请您起来重睡……手机实时监测系统。愚人节快乐!

35、ithout a revelation: a deadly, glassy-eyed; IQ is low, cause lost; Staring at the phone, watching the revelation; See the revelation, quickly disappear!

36、o matter where you fly, where I will be with; No matter where you run, where I will catch up with。 Then kill you -- dead flies。 Happy April fool's day!

37、男友对女友说:我会永远爱你的。女友疑惑的问男友:什么是永远?男友回答:“永远就是死了还接着爱你。”哈哈,愚人节快乐。

38、你勤劳的像蜜蜂,漂亮的像蝴蝶,忠诚的像狗,乖的像猫,憨厚的像牛,威猛的像虎,怪不得人们都叫你。禽兽。

39、小偷第二次来商店偷东西时被**抓住了。**问:“你难道不知道要被抓住吗?”小偷说:“我知道上面写着‘欢迎再来’。”

40、ear, when I lie in your warm arms, how I wish time can stop at this happy moment, but I can't stop the passage of time, I have to leave you now, dear, bed!

41、now the leisure, find easily; Know forgotten and find freedom; Caring, find friends; Know how to cherish, find happiness。 Know the exercise, to find health; Know how to enjoy, you found a pigsty!

42、有两句话一直很想对你说,今天终于提起勇气:第一句,我爱你,我好喜欢你;第二句,千万不要把第一句当真哦!哈哈,记得开心呀!

43、he two innocent is too cold, you must take good care of yourself ah, don't frozen, as the saying goes: people frozen leg, the pig frozen mouth。 I have already put pants on, you also get to buy a mask。

44、wo words have been very want to say to you, today finally courage: the first sentence, I love you, I love you; The second sentence, don't take the first sentence seriously! Ha ha, remember to happy!

45、ear of, I started missing you again, my love to you everyday at huge increase, because someone tell me: pork markup, you can sell a good price! Happy April fool's day!

46、天气预报:今天白天有点儿想你,下午转大至暴想,心情将由此降低五度,受此低情绪影响,预计此类天气将持续到见到你为止。

47、ell you a good news, you the desires of the heart of this year will be prosperous! Today I meet a dog on the side of the road, I squatted down ask it of you desires of the heart will be very popular? It seriously consider once said: it!

48、神怕你饿于是创造了米,神怕你渴于是创造了水,神怕你寂寞于是创造了可爱的我,前提是神发现没有盛饭的桶,于是创造了可爱的你。

49、s the saying goes, all that glitters is not gold, the water cannot be measured, although some people looks ugly, but a good heart, although small, but lofty。 Everybody praised said - you are such a person!

50、romise me, no matter meet what matter all want to calm, no matter what to do should be determined, no matter when and where to be optimistic, happy, no matter who met don't tell him that you are mental derangement!

51、ast night I dreamed you and take you home, we went to a beautiful buildings, to you say, run into, I looked at your figure, also saw the words a mental hospital!

52、愚人节到,为您支招:自己被愚,尽管欢喜;观人被愚,笑而不语;若想更喜,把朋友愚。多愚多喜,快来参与。

53、一只蛐蛐跟猪打赌说:我跳进草里你就看不见我,猪说:我要看得见呢?于是蛐蛐跳进草里。猪在看,猪在看!猪还在看!猪咋还在看呢?

54、今天愚人节,你可要当心;朋友有坏心,整你当开心;有人发好心,别当做真心;时时要留心,刻刻要小心;送你一份关心,愿你今天安心。祝愚人节顺心!

55、oday is April fool's day, you can be careful; Friends have bad heart, whole when you happy; Someone kind, don't treat as true; Be careful always pay attention to moment; Send you a concern to you today。 I wish all fools' day!

56、eather forecast: today during the day a little miss you, turn to suddenly and violently think in the afternoon, the mood will lower five degrees, affected by the low mood, this kind of weather is expected to last until meet you。

57、亲爱的,每当我躺在你温暖的怀抱里的时候,我多么希望时间能够停止在这幸福的时刻,可我无法阻止时光的流逝,现在我不得不离开你,亲爱的,被窝!

58、告诉你一个好消息,你今年的桃花运会很旺哦!今天我在路边遇见一只狗狗,我蹲下问它你年的桃花运会不会很旺?它认真地考虑了一下说:旺!

59、起床时想到你的微笑,洗脸时嗅到你的味道,上床前你是我的需要,真的不能离开你-我亲爱的马桶!

60、fraid you hungry so god created the meters, afraid you thirsty so god created the water, fear you lonely so god created the lovely of I, if god found no more rice bucket, and created the lovely you。

十五灯夜吻你吃你。你是馅我是面不如作个大元宵;你是灯我是纸不如作个大灯笼;你情我愿庆佳节!欢欢喜喜闹花灯!月到十五分外圆/把你疼爱把你怜/常常把你挂心间/今夜的汤圆甚是粘/我们何时能团圆/去年元夜时,花市灯如昼。月上柳梢头,人约黄昏后。今年元夜时,月与灯依旧,不见去年人,泪湿春衫袖。喜迎元宵,送您一轮圆月!寄去祝愿,明月生辉度佳节!愿新的一年里,事事顺心!但愿人长久,千里共婵娟!猴年第一次月圆,海天湛蓝又明灿,平川灯火配花鲜,美宵辉映你欢颜。我迷醉于你笑脸,好似见嫦娥再现。月到十五分外圆,把你疼爱……

大概十字开头的年龄只有一身苍白的孤勇和涉世未深的残缺。

人民是土壤,它含有一切事物发展所必须的生命汁液;而个人则是这土壤上的花朵与果实。——别林斯基

In the world the most exhausting matter is that spending every day falsely。世上最累人的事,莫过於虚伪的过日子。

你知道我多喜欢你吗?!圆粉粉的小脸蛋,咧嘴就是那么甜蜜的笑容。真的好想在你脸上狠狠地吻下去,让你融入我的身体。阿!香甜的元宵。

什么时候结婚最好?你最傻的时候,就是最好的结婚时候了。

假使你活着能够认命,你就会平平稳稳,安安静静的活下去。不要顶风站着,有好多东西会随风吹来的。——高尔基

别说鱼没有眼泪,就算流成整个大海你也毫不知情。

我爱上了你,无可救药,中毒已深,已入,膏盲。

盛世垂统之英雄,以襟怀豁达为第一义;末世扶危救难之英雄,以心力劳苦为第一义。——曾国藩

五月初五是端午:粽子香,包五粮,剥个粽子裹上糖,幸福生活万年长;粽子香,粽叶长,包着幸福和吉祥;端午到,艾蒿高,过得快乐最重要!

如果你在我最低落的时候离开,那就不要在我辉煌的时候回来。

有些事终究没有解释,有些故事长得让人难以坚持。

父亲节祝福话语爸爸,妈妈祝你们身体永远健康,天天快乐女儿对爸爸,妈妈的感激是无法言语的,谢谢!

也许放弃,才能靠近你,不再见你,你才会把我记起。

揣一颗欢乐的心上路,带一份真诚前走,朋友,愿我们的友情天长地久。

简单的事后总结都是无用的,关键是事前能够预期的某些规律。

你还是躲在房间别出来,免得污染空气,浪费空气清洗剂。

征服畏惧建立自信的最快最确实的方法,就是去做你害怕的事,直到你获得成功的经验

恰逢白**人节,短信一条送吉祥。白色玫瑰在爱中绽放,白色巧克力甜蜜胜过糖,白色月光照心房,祝愿你幸福安康,成对又成双!白**人节快乐!

信念之于人,犹翅膀之于鸟,信念是飞翔的翅膀。

青春有限,可以骄傲的时候,尽管骄傲吧。有一天,当你死心塌地地爱上一个人的时候,你也许无法在骄傲。

你不快乐是因为你没有好好爱自己而是常常因为别人消耗着自己。

当时把你下载到我心里,而现在,它告诉我“此文件已无法删除”。

有你,我心顺事顺,有你,我心乐事乐。只要想你,心就会幸福,那颗冰封的心,泛起了暖暖温馨,如梦的爱,睡也斑斓,醒也浪漫,只要想你,心就温暖。亲爱的,愿你情人节快乐,我爱你一生一世!

这是郁金香的日子,也是你的日子。愿你年年这一天吉祥如意,芬芳馥郁!

目标是上海交大,但是奋斗方向是清华北大,如果不小心考得很好,就去上海复旦!

红红的殿堂,红红的“喜喜”字,铺天盖地,今天是你的大喜日子,我代表所有曾经得到过你帮助的朋友们,在此祝福你,好人一生平安,幸福快乐到永远。

那些暧昧的小情绪,已经被我沉淀成永远了。

感谢您将我领进知识的殿堂,感谢您教会我辨明善恶美丑,感谢您为我指明生活的方向,感谢您温暖我的心房。感恩节到了,愿恩师生活幸福,身体健康!

一个人的美丽,并不是容颜,而是所有经历过的往事在心中留下伤痕褪去,令人坚强而安谧。所以,优雅不是训练出来的,而是一种阅历。淡然不是伪装出来的,而是一种沉淀。从某种意义上说,人永远都不会老,老去的只是容颜,时间会让一颗灵魂,变得越来越动人。

笨手笨脚接近你,甜美甜蜜记住你,美好美丽惦记你,幸福幸运遇见你,真心真意喜欢你,诚实诚恳爱上你,永恒永久陪着你,一生一世伴着你。

雨后的风,清爽而忧郁,能吹走大地的污浊,却吹不走本身寂寞的心情。风比海岸线蓝而寂寞,雨比云潮湿而孤寂;你比我想象中遥远而冷清,我比我自己想象中更常想起你……

哥们儿,让我们一起努力,把痛苦撕开口子,快乐一阵子;把伤心剥开壳子,兴奋一阵子;把郁闷趟开路子,轻松一阵子。愿你开心!

平生不会相思,才会相思,便害相思。

与其脸红脖子的骂人,不如有用优雅的方式,看起来比较不失礼。

世俗是大多数人要走的路,责任是你必须要履行的义务。如果说我们每一个人都可以把自己分内的责任做好,那我们这个社会自然就和谐了。责任就意味着牺牲,不辛苦就没有轻松,不痛苦就没有欢乐,幸福和不幸是对比出来的。

A watched pot never boils。心急喝不了热粥。

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