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1、gly man can marry again, again beautiful people also have a single.

2、喝白酒一斤,我绝对没感觉,因为喝半斤就已经喝死了。

3、on't want to be rebellious division apprentice, apprentice is not to become a useful person.

4、 like of the person, all in the hard disk.

5、f the reply is a virtue, then I would have become a saint.

6、oor Nike, adi rich, rogue armani.

7、hink about it than will pay salary, calculate, don't want to live.

8、ou don't see I look like don't mind, actually I'm not happy.

9、ao tze not hit you, you don't know my coursework in both.

10、hrow a coin, positive is to get to the Internet, the other is sleep, stand up and go to write my homework.

11、把你家的地址说出来,我要把它改成公共厕所。

12、将薪比薪想一下,算了,不想活了。

13、种草不让人去躺,不如改种仙人掌!

14、先别鄙视我,给你个号码牌,先排队,到你的时候再鄙视。

15、没用的东西,再便宜也不买;不爱的人,再寂寞也不依赖。

16、每次临时抱佛脚的时候,佛总是给我一脚。

17、从天堂到地狱,哥只是路过人间。

18、 see road, why don't we go to take a taxi.

19、ould you like this, the age, has been below the issue price.

20、人家减肥减腰减**,为什么你非要从脑细胞开始。

21、ove is like a fart, the beginning of the high-profile, low-key.

22、t the beginning I have a crush on you, because I have been thinking, shaking my head now dried up.

23、就你这个样子,这个年龄,已经跌破发行价了。

24、nd the pig difference is that: the pig is always pigs, and sometimes but not people!

25、穷耐克,富阿迪,流氓一身阿玛尼。

26、 am your kite, line in your hand, can accompany me only wind.

27、你太矮了!借你望远镜吧,再看清楚点,我不帅吗?

28、您复杂的五官,掩饰不了您朴素的智商。

29、人又不聪明,还学人家秃顶!

30、不想叛师的徒弟,都是不成才的徒弟。

31、lder sister never copied, but didn't say don't copy.

32、自从得了精神病,我的精神就好多了!

33、没有女人的日子里,我以调戏男人为乐。

34、拍脑袋决策,拍胸脯保证,拍**走人。

35、您别看我长得像没头脑,其实我是不高兴。

36、早上刚一起床,就有一股睡午觉的冲动。

37、如果这都不算爱,那我宁愿卖白菜。

38、我喜欢的人,都在硬盘里。

39、我心眼儿有些小,但是不缺;我脾气很好,但不是没有!

40、人家有的是背景,而我有的只是背影。

41、ailure is the success of her stepmother, saw the child old failure is not to help her!

42、here is a love called to let go, let go, you go quickly.

43、ou are in my heart the first disturbing, always let me pretty impressive.

44、 am very sleepy, no moral standards, teachers need to be careful.

45、别再逼我,再逼,我就在地上划个圈圈咒诅你被丑女强吻!

46、hotography is to take the timing, deliberately never good.

47、再丑的人也能结婚、再美的人也有单身。

48、 just for the service, thank you.

49、吃什么鱿鱼丝、墨鱼丝的,给我上点美人鱼丝。

50、peak out your home address, I want to change it to a public toilet.

51、人和猪的区别就是:猪一直是猪,而人有时却不是人!

52、别打开礼物的缎带,最初充满期待,最后都腐败。

53、走自己的路,让别人打车去吧!

54、老子不打你,你就不知道我文武双全。

55、人生就像卫生纸,没事的时候,尽量少扯!

56、说了晚安去睡的人、往往半小时以后还在得瑟。

57、上帝说要有光,我说我反对,于是,世界上有了黑暗。

58、烧香的不一定是和尚,还可能是熊猫!

59、ou still let me kneel washboard, kneeling electric heater is in can't stand it.

60、白加黑:白天踩一人,不瞌睡;晚上再踩一人,睡得香。

61、泼出去的水,老子连盆子都不要了。

62、睡眠是一门艺术,谁也无法阻挡我追求艺术的脚步!

63、别惹我,否则我会让你死得很有节奏感。

64、eople don't clever, also learn bald!

65、ay good night to go to bed, often half an hour later was still show off in an ostentatious manner.

66、on't open the gifts of ribbons, initial expectations, corruption in the end.

67、如果我死了,我的第一句话是:终于不用怕鬼了。

68、on't mess with me, otherwise I'll let you die very have rhythm.

69、天上不会掉馅饼,因为我们不相信。

70、我要做个下载软件,名字叫掩耳。因为迅雷不及掩耳。

71、veryone said I ugly, in fact, I'm just beauty is not obvious.

72、ight think about one thousand road, go up in the morning.

73、he others have their background, while the back there is only me.

74、爱情就像个响屁,高调的开始,低调的结束。

75、我是你的风筝,线在你手上,可陪伴我的只有风。

76、omeone I painted the blue eye shadow, that are an insult to my black rim of the eye!

77、众里寻他千百度,没病你就走两步。

78、我只为人民币服务,谢谢。

79、rink white wine a catty, I absolutely no feeling, because have to drink half a catty died.

80、 say that the strong man, you are in my wound top sa salt, don't try recorded.

81、ime and tide wait for no man, the first rao not woman; Opportunity and tide wait for no man, first of all, wait for no man.

82、leep is an art, no one can stop my pursuit of artistic footsteps!

83、你就是我心中的那首忐忑,总是让我惊心动魄。

84、he somebody else of waist and buttock reduction to reduce weight, why you have to start from the brain cells.

85、如果回帖是一种美德,那我早就成为圣人了。

86、s soon as the morning wake up, there is a take a nap.

87、s a version, eating doesn't mean I'm hungry, just because the mouth to be lonely.

88、ei feng to do good is not named, but every thing into the diary.

89、当初我看上你,因为我脑子进水了,现在我脑子抖干了。

90、he night gave me black eyes, but I use it to.

91、eaven will fall pie, because we don't believe it.

92、抽,是一种生活艺术;找抽,是一种生活态度。

93、rom heaven to hell, elder brother just passing by.

94、 will be a little, but I don't lack; My temper is very good, but not without!

95、ead decision-making, clap breast, suckers.

96、照相是要抢时机的,刻意的永远不会好。

97、hat to eat squid, cuttlefish silk, give me some mermaid silk.

98、雷锋做了好事不留名,但是每一件事情都记到日记里面。

99、tupid and not dumb, should see you will be.

100、人人都说我丑,其实我只是美得不明显。

101、作为一个吃货,吃东西并不代表我饿了,只是因为嘴巴寂寞了。

102、ou are too short! Borrow your telescope, see clear point again, I'm not handsome?

103、hite and black: during the day on a person, not sleepy; Night on another person, sleep soundly.

104、f I die, I was the first thing: finally need not afraid of ghosts.

105、moking, it is a kind of living art; Looking for smoke, is a kind of attitude to life.

106、我特别困的时候,道德标准也没有醒,老师们要小心了。

107、晚上想想千条路,早上起来走原路。

108、alk yourself's road, let others take a taxi.

109、有一种爱叫放手,手放开后,请你快走。

110、ee you this appearance, you don't have to makeup for horror films.

111、哪里跌倒,哪里爬起。老是在那里跌倒,我怀疑那里有个坑!

112、瞧你这长相,不用化妆就能去演**片了。

113、on't dawdle, be careful days give you mixed up.

114、urn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be a panda!

115、扔硬币,正面就去上网,反面就是睡觉,立起来就去写作业。

116、ince the lunatic, my spirits revived.

117、千万别混日子,当心日子把你给混了。

118、f this is not love, then I would rather sell cabbage.

119、竟然有人我涂了蓝眼影,那简直是在侮辱我得黑眼圈!

120、路漫漫其修远兮,不如我们去打的。

121、od said, let there be light, I said I'm against, so there are the darkness in the world.

122、 want to be a download software, called their ears. Because they go their ears.

123、ife is like toilet paper, nothing, as far as possible pull!

124、rass don't let a person to lie, it is better to switch to a cactus!

125、o woman, I to flirt man for fun.

126、岁月不饶人,首先饶不了女人;机会不等人,首先等不了男人。

127、e found thousands of baidu, you take two steps have no disease.

128、very time to cram, always give me a foot.

129、男人的实力,就是你兜里的人民币。

130、我说这位壮士,你在我伤口上撒完盐,就别再尝尝咸淡了吧。

131、he strength of a man, is your pocket renminbi.

132、heap if not to buy useless things,; Don't love the people, again lonely also don't rely on.

133、here fall, climb up. Fall is always there, and I doubt there is a hole!

134、失败是成功她后妈,看见孩子老失败也不帮她!

135、黑夜给了我一双黑色的眼睛,可我却用它来翻白眼。

136、傻与不傻,要看你会不会装傻。

137、our out the water, Lao tze even basin all don't.

138、姐从来不抄袭,但没说不复制。

139、你还是让我跪搓板吧,跪电暖气是在受不了啊。

140、on't push me, then, I will draw a circle in the ground curse you be ugly strong lips!!!

141、on't despise me, give you a number, first in line, to you again.

142、ou complex facial features, not hide the simple IQ. You

你心我心,爱上了你,终身痴心;君心我心,见不到你,只需伤心;你心贰心,旁若无人,请你宁神;以心换心,即便万箭穿心,也不变心!

牵手是一个很伤感的过程,因为牵手过后是放手!

或许你永远不会知道我从凌晨就看开始辗转反侧数百次

哪怕是世界末日,我都会爱你。

但愿你我别像可怜的牛郎与织女这般,一年才得以相见一次,我不要!七夕情人节快乐!

爱,从来就是一件千回百转的事。不曾被离弃,不曾受伤害,怎懂得爱人?爱,原来是一种经历,但愿人长久。

春花绽放暖阳照,春天来到情围绕。帅哥靓女来拍照,手捧玫瑰开心笑。老夫老妻感情好,红花白发相映照。天若有情天亦老,情人节到无老小。祝情人节快乐!

没有诚实何来尊严?——西赛罗,古罗马**家

感谢这个温暖的五月让我们懂了更多,母亲节来了,太多的言语也无法诉说我此时的心情,朋友,那就让我们祝愿吧!祝愿所有的母亲幸福安康。母亲节短信

无情不似多情苦,一寸还成千万缕。

不是所有的人都那么幸运地可以遇见对的那个人,让你义无反顾奋不顾身轰轰烈烈无耻无畏的去爱。太多人的一生,感情那么平淡,尝不了什么叫做撕心裂肺。

读不在三更五鼓,功只怕一曝十寒。——郭沫若

爱就像拔河,一个人放掉,另一个人就会受伤。

夜空繁星数北斗,人间真情自古有,离离之苦织女情,醉看牛郎独守侯。七夕佳节传真爱,殷殷祝福意似海,真情真意永相伴,你我相爱到永远!

就算月光在唯美,也改变不了硪对迩的情。

天上下起流星雨,那是我给你的礼物,颗颗都是我的情,守望星空盼星雨,数落星辰许星愿。遥祝远朋行安至,笑柔挚心有相知,七夕快乐!

脸上的快乐别人看得到,心里的痛又有谁能感觉到。

人和猪的区别就是:猪一直是猪,而人有时却不是人!

柳絮飞舞了,榆钱飘落了,蝴蝶和落在地上的油菜花瓣依依惜别,豌豆花变成了肥绿的嫩荚。

每天把牢骚拿出来晒晒太阳,心情就不会缺钙。

失败是什么?没有什么,只是更走近成功一步;成功是什么?就是走过了所有通向失败的路,只剩下一条路,那就是成功的路。

我爱过一个人,一心想和他在一起,他说他爱我,我信了。

笨手笨脚接近你,甜美甜蜜记住你,美好美丽惦记你,幸福幸运遇见你,真心真意喜欢你,诚实诚恳爱上你,永恒永久陪着你,一生一世伴着你。

一转眼便是一个花开又落,找不回的过去,又何必抓着不放。有没有过看到对方说的一句话,那一瞬间,眼泪立马就飚出来,止也止不住,很失落。任何事情,总有答案。与其烦恼,不如顺其自然。

曾经爱你,是真的;依然爱你,也是真的。情人节里,让我把这份爱汇成涓涓的祝福,真诚的祝福你幸福、快乐永远!

人只要不失去方向,就不会失去自己!人生重要的不是所站的位置,而是所朝的方向。

着手成春:着手:动手。一着手就转成春天。原指诗歌要自然清新。后比喻医术高明,刚一动手病情就好转了。

做一个淡淡的女子,不浮不躁,不争不抢,不去计较浮华之事,不是不追求,只是不去强求。淡然地过着自己的生活,不要轰轰烈烈,只求安安心心。

时间就象海绵里的水一样,只要你愿挤,总还是有的——鲁迅

然后,我用从船上截下来的那些缆索,沿着半圆形,一层一层地堆放在两排木桩之间,一直堆到顶上,再用一些两英尺半高的木桩插进去支撑住缆索,仿佛柱子上的横茶。这个篱笆十分结实牢固,不管是人还是野兽,都无法冲进来或攀越篱笆爬进来。这项工程,花了我不少时间和劳力,尤其是我得从树林里砍下粗枝做木桩,再运到草地上,又一一把它们打入泥土,这工作尤其费力费时。

锦绣河山收拾好,万民尽作主人翁。

牵牛花的果,像盏盏小灯,向下垂着,好像在寻找适宜的地方,然后把种子弹落,让它在那里安家。

淡淡的泥土芳香,静静的百花怒放,涓涓的溪水流淌,徐徐的微风清凉,浅浅的思念向往,缓缓的祝福轻唱。五一到,送你人间五月芬芳。

记忆想是倒在掌心的水,不论你摊开还是紧握,终究还是会从指缝中,一滴一滴,流淌干净。

孩子他妈,平时是咱父子俩叨您的福,今天就让咱父子俩鞍前马后奔忙一天吧,您就享享福吧。

你是我生命的力量,你是我身体的盾锁,你是我肌肤的清泉,你是我肢体的命脉,你是我五官的光彩,总之你就是我的全部,离开你我就支离破碎!

有一天,牛郎告诉织女:七夕马上就要到了,但我们不能见面了,因为喜鹊们都去恋爱了。织女回答:没关系呀,那我们就发短信息吧!

时常想着“你不是最好的,我会忘记你的”不知不觉中还是想到了你。

对你来说,我也只是路过。

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